The Fattest Citizens in the Rejected Realms

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the Rejected Realms is ranked 9,015th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nodIron Fist Consumerists“Peace through Power”
2.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in YoutopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
3.The Free Land of Chris HallIron Fist Consumerists“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”
4.The Former UwU's republic of OwOistanCompulsory Consumerist State“OwO What's this?”
5.The Plutocratic Banana Republic of ZerentopiaCorporate Police State“The time to buy is when there's blood in the streets”
6.The Commonwealth of MonianoliIron Fist Consumerists“In Money we trust”
7.The Democratic Republic of Anar landCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom”
8.The Strex Corp Puppet State of RestorzaCorporate Police State“Freedom costs money”
9.The Ultimate Evil Corporation of MarnadyPsychotic Dictatorship“You have the freedom to be oppressed and executed”
10.The Wasteland of Savage FrontierLeft-Leaning College State“War. War never changes”
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