The Most Primitive in the Rejected Realms
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, the Rejected Realms is ranked 19,384th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Give pea... ummm... war a chance.” | |
| 2. |  The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You have the freedom to be oppressed and executed” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic People's Republic of New Goguryeo | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Big Brother is watching you.” | |
| 4. |  The Basket Weaving Factory State of Hoffania | Iron Fist Consumerists | “This quote is not attributed to Unit 0001” | |
| 5. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Kaczynskia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Money cannot be eaten.” | |
| 6. | The World Traveller of Bowiemoria Puppet | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We like to think of citizens as expendable!” | |
| 7. |  The Theocracy of Alerijona | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pakilk kaip feniksas iŠ pelenų” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Primitive Zimbabwe | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Old is better” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Byzant | Iron Fist Consumerists | “In hoc signo vinces” | |
| 10. |  The Omnipotent Theocratic Regime of MaidyLand | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Never get Freudian with a man holding a pickle.” |