The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Region of Warsaw
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Akrongxanh of Bullkids | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The bullkids playing with free fires” | |
| 2. |  The Warszawianka Rzeczpospolita of Dometea | Conservative Democracy | “For our nation we fight” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Fontanus | Left-Leaning College State | “Bénissez la Dame, car Elle Supporte Beaucoup de Choses” | |
| 4. |  The Nation of Leiustedec | Moralistic Democracy | “Only up from here” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of New Crywyzyxycynya | Tyranny by Majority | “The truth wins out in the end.” | |
| 6. |  The Armed Republic of Plus Purulen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita LIV | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Tinerque | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 9. |  The Royal Imperium of Vorrilium | Father Knows Best State | “There is no reality without hope.” |