The Smartest Citizens in the realm of insanity
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Insanity of The Green Goblin | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!” | |
| 2. |  The Corporate Theocracy of Dendrrah | Corporate Police State | “Iä! Iä! Dendrrah fhtagn!” | |
| 3. |  The Zombiefied Animal Farm of Besot Bucolic of Brawn | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Seize Thy Neighbor” | |
| 4. |  The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn” |