The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in the realm of insanity
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Zombiefied Animal Farm of Besot Bucolic of Brawn | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Seize Thy Neighbor” | |
| 2. |  The Corporate Theocracy of Dendrrah | Corporate Police State | “Iä! Iä! Dendrrah fhtagn!” | |
| 3. |  The Mad Empire of Nakina Koreazu | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn” | |
| 4. |  The Insanity of The Green Goblin | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!” |