The Largest Welfare Programs in The ProcrastiNations
Governments ranked highly spend the most on social welfare programs. Nations ranked low tend to have weak or non-existent government welfare.
As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 12,091st in the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic States of Guanolandia | New York Times Democracy | “If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!” | |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-Nation | Iron Fist Consumerists | “This space for rent!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of JPop | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Each day is a verse in the song of life!” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Victims | Moralistic Democracy | “HELP ME!!!!!!!!” | |
| 5. |  The Incorporated States of Corporatehiveestan | Democratic Socialists | “All work, all the time” | |
| 6. |  The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ing | Authoritarian Democracy | “Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit” | |
| 7. |  The Black Peoples United Kingdom of Eisendoria | Democratic Socialists | “Eisendoria is everything.” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Phaecal Wastes | Iron Fist Consumerists | “If you want it bad enough, you'll get it no matter what” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Blue Empire of Tokwa | Father Knows Best State | “Anak ng tokwa naman o.” | |
| 10. |  The Free Pink Land of Barurot | Father Knows Best State | “We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...” |