The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Philippines
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Province of Agusan del Sur | Anarchy | “Bago. Bukas. Liberal.” | |
| 2. |  The Province of Aklan | New York Times Democracy | “Oldest Province in the Philippines” | |
| 3. |  The Cheesiest Place on Earth of A Big Tummy | New York Times Democracy | “Watatew” | |
| 4. |  The Province of Basilan | New York Times Democracy | “Unity in Our Diverse Culture” | |
| 5. |  The Province of Biliran | Corporate Bordello | “Paradise Undiscovered” | |
| 6. |  The Province of Bohol | Democratic Socialists | “Beautiful Bohol, Priceless Gem of the Philippines” | |
| 7. |  The City of Cagayan de Oro | Corporate Bordello | “City of Golden Friendship” | |
| 8. |  The Province of Camarines Sur | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Leni Robredo for Senator 2025” | |
| 9. |  The Province of Davao del Sur | New York Times Democracy | “Land of Eagles” | |
| 10. |  The Province of Davao de Oro | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Golden Capital of the Philippines” |