The Most Devout in The Parking Lot
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
As a region, The Parking Lot is ranked 670th in the world for Most Devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of PT-Cruiser | Authoritarian Democracy | “PT Stands for Part Two” | |
| 2. |  The People's State of North Dizzle | New York Times Democracy | “Providence Favors our Undertakings” | |
| 3. |  The Colony of Six Flags | Capitalist Paradise | “We Like To Party” | |
| 4. |  The Community of January6th | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “A Mostly Peaceful Protest” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Trumpland | New York Times Democracy | “Make America great again!” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Republic of Zabruolor | New York Times Democracy | “Liberté, égalité, fraternité.” | |
| 7. |  The Armed Republic of New Stormhamer | Corporate Police State | “Wow, Such Storm, Much Hamer!” | |
| 8. |  The United States of Trump Towers II | Capitalist Paradise | “10 feet higher!” |