The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the Pacific
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 5,060th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Confederacy of Halbhalbha||Anarchy||“Yeah, Nah”|
|2.||The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan||Corporate Police State||“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”|
|3.||The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN||Father Knows Best State||“G👏G👏”|
|4.||The NPO High Inquisitor of Myrth||Compulsory Consumerist State||“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”|
|5.||The Greedland of Anaxonia||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Si ša bouge pas,bouffe-le!”|
|6.||The Federal Republic of Spamwich||Corporate Bordello||“Rude, rich, and ready to rumble.”|
|7.||The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Obey or die”|
|8.||The Esoteric Armed Forces of The Dunwich Dominion||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Anekh Brak Cthulhu”|
|9.||The Sunken City of Deep Rapture||Capitalizt||“No Gods, or Kings, Only Man”|
|10.||The Autocrat's Dominion of Peken||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Liberation through Obedience!”|