The Most Secular in The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Noodle Botherer of Mr Eldoon | Democratic Socialists | “Just one more bowl” | |
| 2. |  The Cleric of Shargaas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Darkness is the mantle for the blade in the night” | |
| 3. |  The Food consumer of Bobby the bern zennenhund | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Woof!” |