The Most Authoritarian in The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Food consumer of Bobby the bern zennenhund | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Woof!” | |
| 2. |  The Noodle Botherer of Mr Eldoon | Democratic Socialists | “Just one more bowl” | |
| 3. |  The Cleric of Shargaas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Darkness is the mantle for the blade in the night” |