The Safest in The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Noodle Botherer of Mr Eldoon | Democratic Socialists | “Just one more bowl” | |
| 2. |  The Food consumer of Bobby the bern zennenhund | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Woof!” | |
| 3. |  The Cleric of Shargaas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Darkness is the mantle for the blade in the night” |