The Most Ignorant Citizens in The New Pacific Order
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Fly Spray | Father Knows Best State | “Crush the bugs” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Tip of the Pacifican Spear | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pacifica Endures” | |
| 3. |  The Protectorate of Righteous Pacifican Fire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Burn the Userites” |