The Fattest Citizens in The New Inquisition

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The New Inquisition is ranked 277th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists“An equal opportunity hate group.”
2.The Right-Wing Utopia of VortydRight-wing Utopia“Who dares wins”
3.The Sultanate of Algivore CityCorporate Bordello“This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!”
4.The Imperial Inquisition of JuhlazarFather Knows Best State“Only the Strong prevail in Juhlazar”
5.The Great German Empire of New Awesome PrussiaLiberal Democratic Socialists“Your vital regions have been seized by Prussia.”