The Most Primitive in The Nation of Nations and Friends
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Nation of Nations and Friends is ranked 25,171st in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Blessed Confederation of Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley | Right-wing Utopia | “For God! For Glory! For Perfect Games!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Bostia Athevin | New York Times Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Technopolis of Domernicus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For the Future!” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation that Sells Fish of The Soviet Democratic Republic Kingdom | New York Times Democracy | “You buy Fish? Real cheep.” | |
| 5. |  The Infinite Empire of Aaron | Mother Knows Best State | “Our conquest is assured!” |