The Fattest Citizens in The Nation of Nations and Friends
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Blessed Confederation of Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley | Right-wing Utopia | “For God! For Glory! For Perfect Games!” | |
| 2. |  The Technopolis of Domernicus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For the Future!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Bostia Athevin | New York Times Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. |  The Infinite Empire of Aaron | Mother Knows Best State | “Our conquest is assured!” |