The Fattest Citizens in The Maritimes
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Maritimes is ranked 2,594th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The ELF-Eladen Exchange Entrepôt of Economic Invincibility | Capitalist Paradise | “NS' Freest Market-No Restrictions, No Rules” | |
2. | The Dazzling Reflection of Blue Narcissus | Moralistic Democracy | “демократія” | |
3. | The Yugoslav Federative Republic of Hrstrovokia | Corporate Police State | “Права хришћанска земља” | |
4. | The Free Land of Tower Road | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Life is good.” | |
5. | The Childhood Memory of Chocolate Lake | Left-Leaning College State | “Peace” | |
6. | The Tumbling Waves of Charlottetown Islanders | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The fiddle's incomplete without the dance.” | |
7. | The Loving Couple of -Thanks-To Them- | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Lumity” | |
8. | The Dominion of CFCY | Anarchy | “The Friendly Voice of the Maritimes” | |
9. | The Federation of Celestine V | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
10. | The Water Horses of Each Uisge | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Perpare for the ride of you life!” |