The Fattest Citizens in The Maritimes

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Maritimes is ranked 2,594th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The ELF-Eladen Exchange Entrepôt of Economic InvincibilityCapitalist Paradise“NS' Freest Market-No Restrictions, No Rules”
2.The Dazzling Reflection of Blue NarcissusMoralistic Democracy“демократія”
3.The Yugoslav Federative Republic of HrstrovokiaCorporate Police State“Права хришћанска земља”
4.The Free Land of Tower RoadCivil Rights Lovefest“Life is good.”
5.The Childhood Memory of Chocolate LakeLeft-Leaning College State“Peace”
6.The Tumbling Waves of Charlottetown IslandersIron Fist Consumerists“The fiddle's incomplete without the dance.”
7.The Loving Couple of -Thanks-To Them-Corrupt Dictatorship“Lumity”
8.The Dominion of CFCYAnarchy“The Friendly Voice of the Maritimes”
9.The Federation of Celestine VInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
10.The Water Horses of Each UisgePsychotic Dictatorship“Perpare for the ride of you life!”
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