The Fattest Citizens in the Kingdom of the Herrebrugh Islands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Country of New Hanover | Capitalist Paradise | “Gott mit dir, lieb' Neuhannover” | |
2. | The Community of Kartjackia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Radja Tris” | |
3. | The Country of the Isles of Pandoe | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “LogJama Pandoema” | |
4. | The Country of Jozefsland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Eer, Hulpvaerdighheyt, Geweten” | |
5. | The Community of Icenia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “ᴅᴇᴠꜱ ᴍɪꜱᴇʀᴇᴀᴛᴠʀ ɴᴏꜱᴛʀɪ ᴇᴛ ʙᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴀᴛ ɴᴏʙɪꜱ” | |
6. | The Community of Jarsia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ja sa migoel Jarsa” | |
7. | The Community of The Christians Islands | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Enighed gør Magt gør Frihed” | |
8. | The Country of Batavia | New York Times Democracy | “Eendracht maekt Macht maekt Vrijheydt” | |
9. | The Community of Joertjoeria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Rajoang Joertjoe” |