The Fattest Citizens in the Kingdom of the Herrebrugh Islands

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Country of New HanoverCapitalist Paradise“Gott mit dir, lieb' Neuhannover”
2.The Community of KartjackiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Radja Tris”
3.The Country of the Isles of PandoeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“LogJama Pandoema”
4.The Country of JozefslandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Eer, Hulpvaerdighheyt, Geweten”
5.The Community of IceniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“ᴅᴇᴠꜱ ᴍɪꜱᴇʀᴇᴀᴛᴠʀ ɴᴏꜱᴛʀɪ ᴇᴛ ʙᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴀᴛ ɴᴏʙɪꜱ”
6.The Community of JarsiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ja sa migoel Jarsa”
7.The Community of The Christians IslandsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Enighed gør Magt gør Frihed”
8.The Country of BataviaNew York Times Democracy“Eendracht maekt Macht maekt Vrijheydt”
9.The Community of JoertjoeriaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Rajoang Joertjoe”