The Most Rebellious Youth in The Illuminati
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Badlands Beyond The Brink of The Bizarre | Left-wing Utopia | “We don't know.” | |
| 2. |  The Third Social Alliance of Alragone | Democratic Socialists | “Without power, you can affect nothing” | |
| 3. |  The PRIORY of SI0N | Tyranny by Majority | “Deus Ex Machina” | |
| 4. |  The Church of New Vatican of Illuminati | Moralistic Democracy | “Keep the keys safe!” | |
| 5. |  The Black and White of The New World Order | Anarchy | “When you're nWo, you're nWo 4 life” | |
| 6. |  The Councilist State of Grand Perunia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Be Happy” |