The Fattest Citizens in The Holy Roman Empire
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Holy Roman Empire is ranked 14,299th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Roman Empire of Kaiser Reich | Corporate Bordello | “Gott mit uns” |