The Hole To Hide In World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Hole To Hide In

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Hole To Hide In is ranked 9,391st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Institution of CandainCapitalist Paradise“Scientific perfection”
2.The Confederacy of ZenstaatCapitalist Paradise“Das Staat ist für der Volk”
3.The Confederacy of BlayredeshiaCorporate Police State“Under God we will vindicate”
4.The Confederacy of Gnollish TribesIron Fist Consumerists“Glory to the Chief”
5.The Matriarchy of -Donna Noble-Moralistic Democracy“This is brilliant”
6.The Holy Empire of AzazakeraCorporate Police State“Only the Dead Live Forever”
7.The Allied States of StoicstagAnarchy“Each home to its owner”
8.The Great Kingdom of Ladonian EmpireCorporate Police State“An Eye for an Eye”
9.The Forgotten Land of EvacusIron Fist Consumerists“Divided they fall, united we conquer!”
10.The Empire of ArkostaRight-wing Utopia“'Von Ost nach West stehen wir vereint'”
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