The Most Stationary in The Golden Girls
Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.
As a region, The Golden Girls is ranked 12,192nd in the world for Most Stationary.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Biting Wit of Dorothy Zbornak | Authoritarian Democracy | “I did time in Attica.” | |
| 2. |  The Innocent Purity of Rose Nyland | Psychotic Dictatorship | “As we say in St. Olaf: Helgenbargenflergenflurfennerfen” | |
| 3. |  The Mature Beauty of Blanche Devereaux | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Eat Dirt And Die, Trash.” | |
| 4. |  The Wisdom and Treachery of Sophia Petrillo | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Have I given you any indication at all that I care?” |