The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Glorious Evolution
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Technocratic State of Cortexis | Father Knows Best State | “Move with progress, step aside, or get trampled.” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Gargnys | Father Knows Best State | “Is anyone thinking anything at all?” | |
| 3. |  The Perpetual fighters of GreatOceania | Libertarian Police State | “War is Peace, Freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength” | |
| 4. |  The Chaotic Good of Head Chembaron | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What is your deal here?” | |
| 5. |  The Military Junta of Imperial Akatsuki | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The path of Justice is paved with the blood of our foes” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Islington-Barrow | Anarchy | “Sophie's Choice” | |
| 7. |  The Re-formed Authorization of Morelop | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Choose between Miracle or Oracle” | |
| 8. |  The Technoutopian Algocracy of Posthumanism | Corrupt Dictatorship | “53 68 65 64 20 74 68 79 20 46 6C 65 73 68” | |
| 9. |  The Loving Couple of Sapphic Ship | Father Knows Best State | “Lumity” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Seabreak | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Together We Prosper” |