The Fattest Citizens in The Forgotten Lands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Forgotten Lands is ranked 3,219th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Torporine Kingdom of Finium||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Such is the manner of our decline”|
|2.||The Eternal Republic of Xirnium||Right-wing Utopia||“By Peace Plenty, by Parliament Peace”|
|3.||The Imperial Gynecocracy of Renor Xukuth||Father Knows Best State||“Dosst jiv'undus zhah ussta loff'tarien”|
|4.||The Dominion of The Church of Starry Wisdom||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”|
|5.||The Incorporated States of Haruspex International Armaments||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Nothing is illegal in the eyes of the corporation”|
|6.||The Hegemony Protectorate of Canini||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“The canine is the only animal that has seen his god”|
|7.||The United States of Daerika||Anarchy||“E Pluribus Unum”|
|8.||The Republic of Akai||Anarchy||“Unity, Discipline, Work”|
|9.||The Colony of Salto de Victoria||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Our Will is Like Iron”|
|10.||The Ascendancy of The Asahi||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Honor, Duty, Realm”|