The Forgotten Lands World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Forgotten Lands

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Forgotten Lands is ranked 3,219th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Torporine Kingdom of FiniumIron Fist Consumerists“Such is the manner of our decline”
2.The Eternal Republic of XirniumRight-wing Utopia“By Peace Plenty, by Parliament Peace”
3.The Imperial Gynecocracy of Renor XukuthFather Knows Best State“Dosst jiv'undus zhah ussta loff'tarien”
4.The Dominion of The Church of Starry WisdomCompulsory Consumerist State“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
5.The Incorporated States of Haruspex International ArmamentsCompulsory Consumerist State“Nothing is illegal in the eyes of the corporation”
6.The Hegemony Protectorate of CaniniInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The canine is the only animal that has seen his god”
7.The United States of DaerikaAnarchy“E Pluribus Unum”
8.The Republic of AkaiAnarchy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
9.The Colony of Salto de VictoriaIron Fist Consumerists“Our Will is Like Iron”
10.The Ascendancy of The AsahiInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Honor, Duty, Realm”