The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Flying Fishes Bait Shop

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Glamping RV of Camp HostCivil Rights Lovefest“Camping is In-Tents!!”
2.The Angling Paradise of Grizzled Old FishermanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“It’s Fish O’Clock Somewhere!”
3.The Swampy AMMO Storage Area of IYAAYASCivil Rights Lovefest“Keep Your Powder Dry!”
4.The Cajun empire of Mermaids of the BayouCompulsory Consumerist State“Slay the WICKED unbelievers!”
5.The Blazing Hot Frontier of MORNINGCALMNew York Times Democracy“Dadgum it’s hot!”
6.The Eternal Greatness of Pelican EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“The weak shall perish. All hail Pelicania!”
7.The Feu Follet of PURPLE BIGFOOTInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hhaarrgghh-Umph!”
8.The Rogue Nation of The Alligator KingLibertarian Police State“Bigger than the biggest animal on the planet!”
9.The Legendary Squadron of Zeppelin DriversInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fly High”
10.The High Shaman of Zia ThunderbirdsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Thunder-Thunder-Thunderbirds-Ho!”