The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Finntopian Region of DOOM

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Loving Couple of -4rt Fan-Father Knows Best State“Lumity”
2.The Protectorate of Cool CoyotesPsychotic Dictatorship“Arf arf arf!”
3.The Semiconnection States of SavanniNew York Times Democracy“Through dark times we grew stronger”
4.The Glorious Book Smart Farts of The Finntopian EmpireLeft-Leaning College State“What's The Motto? Don't Just Do Something, Stand There!”