The Most Advanced Public Education in The Empire State
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, The Empire State is ranked 7,652nd in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The New York Ambassador of Gell-Camelot | Democratic Socialists | “A Nation does not have to be cruel to be tough.” | |
| 2. |  The Inappropriate Touching of Eric Massa-chussetts | Father Knows Best State | “Groped him? I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe!” | |
| 3. |  The Empire State of New-York | Left-Leaning College State | “Excelsior” | |
| 4. |  The Bureaucratic Borough of Gell-Staten Island | New York Times Democracy | “Someone tries to kill you, try to kill 'em right back.” | |
| 5. |  The New York Ambassador of Gell-Aviv | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Oy!!” |