The Most Cultured in The Empire State

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, The Empire State is ranked 11,154th in the world for Most Cultured.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Inappropriate Touching of Eric Massa-chussettsFather Knows Best State“Groped him? I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe!”
2.The New York Ambassador of Gell-AvivCorrupt Dictatorship“Oy!!”
3.The Empire State of New-YorkLeft-Leaning College State“Excelsior”
4.The New York Ambassador of Gell-CamelotDemocratic Socialists“A Nation does not have to be cruel to be tough.”
5.The Bureaucratic Borough of Gell-Staten IslandNew York Times Democracy“Someone tries to kill you, try to kill 'em right back.”