The Most Rebellious Youth in The Empire State
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, The Empire State is ranked 2,182nd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Inappropriate Touching of Eric Massa-chussetts | Father Knows Best State | “Groped him? I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe!” | |
2. | The Empire State of New-York | Left-Leaning College State | “Excelsior” | |
3. | The New York Ambassador of Gell-Camelot | Democratic Socialists | “A Nation does not have to be cruel to be tough.” | |
4. | The Bureaucratic Borough of Gell-Staten Island | New York Times Democracy | “Someone tries to kill you, try to kill 'em right back.” | |
5. | The New York Ambassador of Gell-Aviv | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Oy!!” |