The Most Rebellious Youth in The Empire State

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, The Empire State is ranked 2,182nd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Inappropriate Touching of Eric Massa-chussettsFather Knows Best State“Groped him? I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe!”
2.The Empire State of New-YorkLeft-Leaning College State“Excelsior”
3.The New York Ambassador of Gell-CamelotDemocratic Socialists“A Nation does not have to be cruel to be tough.”
4.The Bureaucratic Borough of Gell-Staten IslandNew York Times Democracy“Someone tries to kill you, try to kill 'em right back.”
5.The New York Ambassador of Gell-AvivCorrupt Dictatorship“Oy!!”