The Most Cheerful Citizens in The Empire State
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
As a region, The Empire State is ranked 9,940th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The New York Ambassador of Gell-Aviv | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Oy!!” | |
| 2. |  The Inappropriate Touching of Eric Massa-chussetts | Father Knows Best State | “Groped him? I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe!” | |
| 3. |  The Empire State of New-York | Left-Leaning College State | “Excelsior” | |
| 4. |  The Bureaucratic Borough of Gell-Staten Island | New York Times Democracy | “Someone tries to kill you, try to kill 'em right back.” | |
| 5. |  The New York Ambassador of Gell-Camelot | Democratic Socialists | “A Nation does not have to be cruel to be tough.” |