The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in The Empire State
World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Empire State of New-York | Left-Leaning College State | “Excelsior” | |
2. | The Inappropriate Touching of Eric Massa-chussetts | Father Knows Best State | “Groped him? I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe!” | |
3. | The New York Ambassador of Gell-Aviv | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Oy!!” | |
4. | The New York Ambassador of Gell-Camelot | Democratic Socialists | “A Nation does not have to be cruel to be tough.” | |
5. | The Bureaucratic Borough of Gell-Staten Island | New York Times Democracy | “Someone tries to kill you, try to kill 'em right back.” |