The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in The Embassy
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Promised Land of Ernest N Cross | Corporate Police State | “No more Mr Nice Guy” | |
| 2. |  The Disputed Territories of 90038 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “9003” | |
| 3. |  The People's Republic of Bubbers | Father Knows Best State | “Cat's are the best” | |
| 4. |  The Dirty but Lucrative Affairs of A Goblinoid Merchant | Left-Leaning College State | “Everything has its price...” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Bubies | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We like Black Cats!” | |
| 6. |  The Armed Republic of YRU-so-stoopid | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Arm yourself stoopid!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Chanavile | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Prospero Paix Justicio” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Novla | Corporate Bordello | “Safety of the North is the Key to All” | |
| 9. |  The Socialist Democracy of Gyvinian Republic | Democratic Socialists | “The dogs will lead the way™.” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Sods Law | Capitalizt | “If it can go wrong, it will at the worst possible time.” |