The Fattest Citizens in The Democratic Commonwealth

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Democratic Commonwealth is ranked 25,058th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Northern UnchiilbateInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
2.The Republic of Jubilee 6Moralistic Democracy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
3.The Regime of NarnInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Never Again”
4.The Republic of Rushed BombCapitalizt“Mission Accomplished”
5.The Holy Empire of Nonexistant RumoursInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What do we have here then”
6.The Constitutional Monarchy of BluralandCivil Rights Lovefest“Si vis pacem, para bellum”