The Most Secular in The Cormorant Pact
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of Cayenne Minor | Democratic Socialists | “Post Tenebras Lux.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Vedoria | Democratic Socialists | “Vedoria Invicta.” | |
| 3. |  The Socialist Federal Republic of New Volgo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Union and Liberty.” | |
| 4. |  The State of Rokallia | Father Knows Best State | “Motto.” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of Woingawoinga | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Wag kang maging negative” | |
| 6. |  The Syndicalist Protectorate of Litzerst | Left-wing Utopia | “All power to the people!” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Weenusiwania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We do the dirty work, the world stays clean” | |
| 8. |  The Socialist Federal Republic of SFR Philippines | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mga proletaryo ng lahat ng bansa, magkaisa!” |