The Fattest Citizens in The Cormorant Pact
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Cormorant Pact is ranked 27,424th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Woingawoinga | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Wag kang maging negative” | |
| 2. |  The State of Rokallia | Father Knows Best State | “Motto.” | |
| 3. |  The Syndicalist Protectorate of Litzerst | Left-wing Utopia | “All power to the people!” | |
| 4. |  The Socialist Federal Republic of SFR Philippines | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mga proletaryo ng lahat ng bansa, magkaisa!” | |
| 5. |  The Socialist Federal Republic of New Volgo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Union and Liberty.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Vedoria | Democratic Socialists | “Vedoria Invicta.” | |
| 7. |  The Federation of Cayenne Minor | Democratic Socialists | “Post Tenebras Lux.” |