The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in the Columbia River
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of -Edmontonia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Industry, integrity, progress” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of -Klamath | Capitalist Paradise | “Ab flumine, potentia” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of -Olympus | Right-wing Utopia | “Deus noster refugium et virtus” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of -Pacifica | Right-wing Utopia | “Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of -Puget | Moralistic Democracy | “Juxta mare prosperabimus” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of -Willamette | Right-wing Utopia | “Ab flumine Deo nos sustinet” | |
| 7. |  The State of Bitterr00t | Democratic Socialists | “Esto perpetua” | |
| 8. |  The State of Calgariana | New York Times Democracy | “Onward” | |
| 9. |  The State of N1cholasia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Agnos inter lupos” | |
| 10. |  The Federated States of Royal Oregon | Corporate Bordello | “Tout avec modération, sauf pour la foi” |