The Most Primitive in The Celestial Empire
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Celestial Empire is ranked 14,663rd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Land of the Looney Lolcats | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ceiling Cat is Watching You!” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Dragonick | Libertarian Police State | “Dragons and fire just mix. that's why we use both!” | |
| 3. |  The Domain of Karakez | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stable, Strong, Secure” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Celaguun | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Mare vinctus est, nunc solum terram resistit.” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Zaladin | Democratic Socialists | “The people are our power” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Sovia Ayre | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 7. |  The Sultanate of Yeniev | Father Knows Best State | “Peace upon our new home” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of Tangwen | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Revere the throne, banish the invader.” | |
| 9. |  The Incorporated States of New Montriral | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 10. |  The Province of Qaimong | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” |