The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Beach
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Holy Empire of Arumba | Corrupt Dictatorship | “In the Gods we trust” | |
2. | The Republic of Feat Werande | Father Knows Best State | “Might Makes Right” | |
3. | The Republic of Grand California | Left-wing Utopia | “Strength, Diversity, Democracy” | |
4. | The Commonwealth of Leivan | Anarchy | “Abundance and Humility” | |
5. | The Music Royalties of Mr Universe | Tyranny by Majority | “If every porkchop were perfect we wouldn't have hotdogs” | |
6. | The Kingdom of Tagalia | Corporate Police State | “Magkaisa at magsama” | |
7. | The Eternal Beach Trip of Teen Spirit | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Breathe Freedom.” | |
8. | The Utopia of The Beach | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Life's A Beach” |