The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Beach

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of ArumbaCorrupt Dictatorship“In the Gods we trust”
2.The Republic of Feat WerandeFather Knows Best State“Might Makes Right”
3.The Republic of Grand CaliforniaLeft-wing Utopia“Strength, Diversity, Democracy”
4.The Commonwealth of LeivanAnarchy“Abundance and Humility”
5.The Music Royalties of Mr UniverseTyranny by Majority“If every porkchop were perfect we wouldn't have hotdogs”
6.The Kingdom of TagaliaCorporate Police State“Magkaisa at magsama”
7.The Eternal Beach Trip of Teen SpiritIron Fist Consumerists“Breathe Freedom.”
8.The Utopia of The BeachLiberal Democratic Socialists“Life's A Beach”