The Lowest Crime Rates in The Beach
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Arumba | Corrupt Dictatorship | “In the Gods we trust” | |
| 2. |  The Utopia of The Beach | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Life's A Beach” | |
| 3. |  The Surfernate of TheStonedSurfers | Left-wing Utopia | “Peace, Love, Equality” | |
| 4. | The Republic of Earth X Apps | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “We approve your application” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Grand California | Left-wing Utopia | “Strength, Diversity, Democracy” | |
| 6. | The Armed Republic of Earth X | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Sure, whatever.” | |
| 7. |  The Music Royalties of Mr Universe | Tyranny by Majority | “If every porkchop were perfect we wouldn't have hotdogs” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Feat Werande | Father Knows Best State | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 9. |  The Eternal Beach Trip of Teen Spirit | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Breathe Freedom.” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Tagalia | Corporate Police State | “Magkaisa at magsama” |