The Highest Economic Output in The Bar on the corner of every region
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Combine of Naval Monte | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Nothing is true, everything is permitted” | |
| 2. |  The All Consuming Platform of YouTube Inc | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We sit at the nexus of technology and human creativity” | |
| 3. |  The European Property of Cool Yugoslavia | New York Times Democracy | “Brotherhood and unity in a United European State!” | |
| 4. |  The Sɴiffєʀ ᴅoɢs of Jack Russell | Father Knows Best State | “Yap! Yap! Yap!” | |
| 5. |  The National Resistance Front of Saderan Insurgent Army | Anarchy | “We were born in a great hour” |