The Most Advanced Public Education in The Bar on the corner of every region
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Combine of Naval Monte | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Nothing is true, everything is permitted” | |
| 2. |  The All Consuming Platform of YouTube Inc | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We sit at the nexus of technology and human creativity” | |
| 3. |  The European Property of Cool Yugoslavia | New York Times Democracy | “Brotherhood and unity in a United European State!” | |
| 4. |  The Sɴiffєʀ ᴅoɢs of Jack Russell | Father Knows Best State | “Yap! Yap! Yap!” | |
| 5. |  The National Resistance Front of Saderan Insurgent Army | Anarchy | “We were born in a great hour” |