The Safest in The Anti Leftist Alliance
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Forces of Zulankan Outpost 48 | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “¡Hasta la Victoria Siempre!” |