The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Tashkent
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Belinda Perry | New York Times Democracy | “Getting By” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Estabrooke | Anarchy | “Just Off The Beaten Path” | |
| 3. |  The State of J E Marlowe | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Survivor” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Ozbek | Anarchy | “Founder” | |
| 5. |  The State of Royaltina | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 6. |  The State of Wahdah | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Allah, al-Watan, ath-Thawrah, al-Wahdah” | |
| 7. | The State of Yaxa | Corrupt Dictatorship | “For once” | |
| 8. |  The State of Zwanzig Neun | Anarchy | “vacation” |