The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Target Region 5
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of 20th | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Patience is the art of concealing impatience.” | |
| 2. |  The Isle of Tesleya | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mir veln aoyshaltn” | |
| 3. |  The Democratic States of The Rady Shell at Jacobs Park | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” |