Taijitu World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Taijitu is ranked 4,526^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Zepublic of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy	Capitalist Paradise	“What the first nations say”
2.	The Divine People's Republic of St Oz	Civil Rights Lovefest	“sequunt ergo sum”
3.	The Commonwealth of Inglo-Scotia	Corporate Police State	“Pax Quæritur Bello”
4.	The Princessipality of Serahpin	Mother Knows Best State	“Peace through involuntary euthenasia.”
5.	The Corporate Head of Kelman Winters	Corporate Police State	“Join Us or Fail”
6.	The Royal Confederacy of Eluvatar	New York Times Democracy	“Man i waithtir nin tiruva?”
7.	The Matriarchy of Hamachukachu	Left-Leaning College State	“Love and Anarchy”
8.	The Guild of Noble Nannies of Dread Nanny Roberts	Anarchy	“Beware of my Au Pairs”
9.	The Bavarian Soviet Republic of Cabrinialand	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“In Cabrinialand We Trust”
10.	The Scrabble Winning Powerhouse of Qjxz	Father Knows Best State	“Give me seven letters and I'll give you the world!”