The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Taijitu
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Magnificent People's State of 001AmEricA100 | Left-wing Utopia | “Communism is more than a graph, it's a free market.” | |
| 2. |  The Consitutional Diarchy of Argorinthia | Left-wing Utopia | “Propellentibus ad aurora” | |
| 3. |  The Bavarian Soviet Republic of Cabrinialand | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In Cabrinialand We Trust” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Red Zombie Excellence of ChasingLola | Democratic Socialists | “The answer, of course, is 42.” | |
| 5. |  The Guild of Noble Nannies of Dread Nanny Roberts | Anarchy | “Beware of my Au Pairs” | |
| 6. |  The Royal Confederacy of Eluvatar | New York Times Democracy | “Man i waithtir nin tiruva?” | |
| 7. |  The Gypsy Caravan of Fairskies | Left-wing Utopia | “Onward and upward and homeward bound” | |
| 8. |  The Principality of Fanthanphania | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ottom Lanoitan” | |
| 9. |  The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia | Anarchy | “Somebody threw a dead dog after him down the ravine.” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Jubilee 4 | Moralistic Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” |