The Longest Average Lifespans in Subreality
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Glorious Imperium of The Sinistress | Libertarian Police State | “Corruption can do wonders for your lifestyle.” | |
| 2. |  The Howling Wolves of Yalmoon | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “De gustibus et coloribus non disputandum est” | |
| 3. |  The Gathering of Juggalo Island | Civil Rights Lovefest | “On Juggalo Island, we can be one.” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of Jeri Ryan | Left-wing Utopia | “I have no specific ideas in mind...” | |
| 5. |  The Current Incarnation of Big Black Clock | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sorry, half an hour ago I was a white-haired Scotsman.” | |
| 6. |  The Psalm of Np 29 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Puppet29” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of Aubrey-Plaza | Anarchy | “I want people to like me but not at my expense.” |