The Lowest Crime Rates in Stereo Hearts
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Stereo Hearts is ranked 2,535th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Definitely Not of Obvious Defender Puppet | Authoritarian Democracy | “This isn't the puppet you're looking for” | |
| 2. |  The Gorillaz of Double Bass- | Authoritarian Democracy | “All of which makes me anxious” | |
| 3. |  The Who'da thunk of Icky Thump | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico” | |
| 4. |  The Schmilco of Someone To Lose | Moralistic Democracy | “Wilco Schmilco” | |
| 5. |  The But Not LWU of Running With The Wolves | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Trick or treat, what would it be” | |
| 6. |  The Rebellion of Road of Resistance | Authoritarian Democracy | “GO FOR RESISTANCE” | |
| 7. |  The Brother of New Genius | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Dream of my world” | |
| 8. |  The Gorillaz of Re-Hash | Democratic Socialists | “It's the sweet sensation” | |
| 9. |  The Too Much of Everybody Talks | Democratic Socialists | “IT STARTED WITH A WHISPER” | |
| 10. |  The Goodness Gracious of Great Balls of Fire | Democratic Socialists | “You broke my will, but what a thrill!” |