The Fattest Citizens in Society of Commissioned Gentlemen
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Society of Commissioned Gentlemen is ranked 2,090th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Rothschild and Company | Capitalist Paradise | “Don’t worry be happy” | |
| 2. |  The State of Henry Charles Albert David | Anarchy | “Prince” | |
| 3. |  The State of Skweyiya | Anarchy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The State of Commisioned Gentlemen | Capitalist Paradise | “Empire” | |
| 5. |  The State of Duda | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The State of Humornarquista | Libertarian Police State | “state” | |
| 7. | The State of Commissioned Gentlemen | Capitalist Paradise | “Lucky NationStates Friendship State” | |
| 8. |  The State of Theoreticals | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The State of Achilli | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pride and Industry” |