Society of Commissioned GentlemenWorld Census

Alphabetical Civil Rights Economy Political Freedom Population Authoritarianism Average Disposable Income Average Income Average Income of Poor Average Income of Rich Averageness Black Market Business Subsidization Charmlessness Cheerfulness Compassion Compliance Corruption Crime Culture Death Rate Defense Forces Eco-Friendliness Economic Freedom Economic Output Employment Environmental Beauty Food Quality Foreign Aid Freedom From Taxation Government Size Health Human Development Index Ideological Radicality Ignorance Inclusiveness Income Equality Industry: Arms Manufacturing Industry: Automobile Manufacturing Industry: Basket Weaving Industry: Beverage Sales Industry: Book Publishing Industry: Cheese Exports Industry: Furniture Restoration Industry: Gambling Industry: Information Technology Industry: Insurance Industry: Mining Industry: Pizza Delivery Industry: Retail Industry: Timber Woodchipping Industry: Trout Fishing Influence Integrity Intelligence International Artwork Law Enforcement Lifespan Niceness Nudity Obesity Next: Pacifism Patriotism Political Apathy Primitiveness Public Education Public Healthcare Public Transport Recreational Drug Use Religiousness Residency Rudeness Safety Scientific Advancement Sector: Agriculture Sector: Manufacturing Secularism Social Conservatism Taxation Tourism Wealth Gaps Weaponization Weather Welfare World Assembly Endorsements Youth Rebelliousness Go

The Fattest Citizens in Society of Commissioned Gentlemen

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."